Oysters

If you need to know one thing about me, it is that I abhor sea food of any kind. It grosses me out and I have a mental block about eating it*. Now, don't get me wrong...I'll try it, I just most likely won't like it. Needless to say, I had a hard time in New Orleans trying oysters of all types. (I didn't want to be mistaken for a loser with no sense of adventure.)

While I didn't really care for them (nothing has changed since I tried them last), I was able to bring a smile to everyone's face with the little joke my Dad asks me all the time that I will share with you...

What kind of noise annoys an oyster? ... A noisy noise annoys an oyster!

Try saying it...it is a funny tongue twister!

*please note: i happen to love looking at all sea life...sharks happen to be an obsession of mine. i just can't eat anything from the sea