The Devil's Dictionary

I admit it, sometimes people need a "cheat sheet" when it comes to my vocabulary so here is a sneak peak at my dictionary:

Town (n.) - Manhattan

ex: I am staying in Town for the week and plan on heading out to the Country for the weekend.

Hogwarts Express (n.) - 7 Train

ex: I take the Hogwarts Express to work every day.

The Bitch (n.) - Palm Beach (aka one of my favorite destinations)

ex: Mom, this dress would be perfect for the Bitch.

Frontier Justice (v.) - What happens when you don't agree with me

ex: Henry, have you ever heard of Frontier Justice? Yes? Then why on Earth are you tormenting your sister?